I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread

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Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

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i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

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*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

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how to tell if someone likes you

1. they don’t

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